Tuesday, 13 November 2012

Everyone but me

has a mistress.  Where do they grow them, is it like apples on a tree ????

Good ol' CIA Petraeus, had them coming and going.
Must be standard isssue - gun, badge & lady not your wife

Disaster, go for a glass of water, water is firing out from the faucet base in the kitchen. I spin the handle to tighten the sucker... nope.
Finally, go to YouTube, and mr fixit will show you how

After much finagling ( thats politically correct for what came out of mouth ) got down to the stem and cartridge

Cartridge is stuck in there like ......

Go to HomeDepot, 10 minutes to find an ' assoicate ' but..... knew how to help. Take the cartridge to the cash register...not on file.  Go back to the associate... cartridge is free. FREE, holey kamoley , batman  - FREE

Get home, he was right.  Cartridge is out in 2 ticks ( that means no swearing ) and bob's your uncle.

Feel like a genius. which is bloody rare.

So genius but no mistress

Ah heck, probably couldn't afford one, they must be expensive.  And I don't lie well enough to cover it up

Weather is cold 36 F and going no higher, to-day. O/cast to boot


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