Sunday 31 December 2023

๐Ÿ”” the new year

 ๐Ÿ”” at the Buddhist Church, the congregation used to go to a big bell [5 ft tall ] somewhere to ring in the new year

I never went that I can remember
we have a school hand bell [ for recess, sort of bell ]

however, I have set up the kaleidoscope multi colour light to automatically turn on at dark

not exactly, Times Square, not even close
but I did make an effort 

cold and damp and gloomy
ran out to the Tiger [ staff cannot wait for 1 PM b/c I think the store closes early [ TG ]



Saturday 30 December 2023

๐ŸŽ€ celebration

 ๐ŸŽ€ well, we are close
now to be honest, I'm not awake at midnight on the 31 st

my excuse is that Asians tend to think of New Years Day as the holiday time

besides, I fall asleep anyway

dark out there, I have my ginger / lemon and honey drink. The marmalade jar b/c thats what it looks like, is an almost gallon bottle. I use two teaspoons of the marmalade in hot water
you could also employ the goop as ' spread ' on toast OR marmalade

a basically,umcomfortable type of day
damp and biting wind

I lugged home a pizza from Real McCoy Burgers. Great choice - tasty, moist
so burgers as promised were delicious
pizza is a winner


Friday 29 December 2023

๐Ÿ• ... when the moon hits

 ๐Ÿ•.... your eye 
like a big pizza slice [ OK should have shown a full pie ]

alrighty, last of the warmish days. form tomorrow we get pretty much Scarberian winter temperatures
of course, we are ready .... haul out winter gear
already I discovered my insulated boots [what a difference ]
water resistant [ big time ] not super high - ankle height

for warmth,  a puffer jacket as a liner


Thursday 28 December 2023

๐Ÿ’ serving up the day

 ๐Ÿ’

for December, a mild day and very humid, as promised rain is in the offing for the week

BUT - regardez ! colder temperature is the expected trend, starting in two days. Yes, we go back to freezing point

I was thinking .... [ dangerous, dangerous ]

watching the TV spot for ' Barbie, the movie '
is the Barbie movie a sign of how desperate society is ?????

its a surprise SURPRISE hit

Crikey, mate ....... really desperate

add the ' Oppenheimer ..... ' A bomb [ atomic ]

I did go out and the wind was the feature problem

never bought baby bananas before, the bunch of ten was $ 3. 

We shall see said the Zen Master


Wednesday 27 December 2023

๐Ÿšฑ the day after, the day after

 ๐Ÿšฑ or its the XXVII of DEcember

and there are no songs about the 27 th

alright, weather is dull [ as am I ] not freezing cold but raw w/ significant wind

rain has been happening for several hours steady not torrential

for a duck, perfect

" and you got nothing to be guilt for

out on the street, everybody we meet

got a heartache of their own "  BeeGees and sung by Barbra Streisand



Tuesday 26 December 2023

๐Ÿ”ฎ and the tally says

๐Ÿ”ฎwhat did you get for Christmas

Amazon brought me :

a multi socket. this socket head has pins that retract independently. the socket pins then take the shape of the screw or bolt 

Chromecast. this device replaces a HDMI cable that would go to your TV s HDMI port. Chromecast makes the connection wireless. the Chromecast plugs into the TV and your phone or laptop can ' cast ' the image [ s ] to the TV 

and socks and underwear which is traditional here

firstly. the multi socket. I always collected tools. psychoanalysis would note that my father was the same. only he collected bigger tools, machines really
alright, do you use them. yes. but not often
however, you can note that the right tool at the right time is invaluable
hasn't exactly saved my life but there is satisfaction in what I can do

Chromecast. why not.
of course, the next step is that the TV becomes your laptop but I still haven't seen a control system for TV as good as a laptop
I think thats part of the reason for Chromecast
BTW, I'm hopin that Chromecast can do what I just explained
the test comes today

weather is in the 40 s w/ rain sprinkled through the day

tested out the Chromecast device [ even the laptop calls it ' device ' ]

several aborts but the system found a work around [ which in itself is impressive ]
in essence, Chromecast turns a TV w/HDMI access into a smart TV

the laptop will project onto the TV, wirelessly. Up til now, I was using a dongle w/ the HDMI running to the TV. then, its a shortcut w/ less hardware
on the downside, the cursor is lagging visibly, so you can see the after image as the cursor moves

and right now, we are returning nothing





Monday 25 December 2023

๐ŸŒŸ the XXV of December

 ๐ŸŒŸ  merry Christmas

no rain but drear
we have had a fog since last night - warm air and moisture

the rest of the lyrics for 
 ' River ' from Joni Mitchell
a Xmas song that needs a bit of reflection
not quite the ' holly jolly ' stuff that we usually associated w/ Yule

Oh I wish I had a river I could skate away on But it don't snow here It stays pretty green I'm going to make a lot of money Then I'm going to quit this crazy scene

I wish I had a river I could skate away on I wish I had a river so long I would teach my feet to fly Oh I wish I had a river I could skate away on

ah, not exactly, bliss and commercial Xmas

thus, how do I feel about Christmas

if anyone [ everyone ] feels a little more compassion actually feels anything and considers their neighbour, friend or other human w/ compassion then Christmas has done its job

Kudos. I did my usual exercise. 45 minutes on the elliptical plus free weights and calisthenics [ good boy ! ]

we got prezzies. different this year. we both went on Amazon and bought each other s wish list



Sunday 24 December 2023

๐Ÿผ a trash panda

 ๐Ÿผ is Xmas Eve ?

or real close to the symbol for Porter Airlines

yes, the eve of Christmas
and dreary and rain portends
however, 40 F is not Scarberian winter

we'll take dreary for comfortable temperatures

M .. was wathcing the local ' all news ' station and turned it off
b/c shootings and thuggings dominated the feed

a quiet day in the ' boro
mainly chores, wash and setting timers etc



Saturday 23 December 2023

๐ŸŽ„ its coming on Christmas

 ๐ŸŽ„ bringing Peace and Joy

the actual lyrics ala Joni Mitchell

It's coming on ChristmasThey're cutting down treesThey're putting up reindeerAnd singing songs of joy and peaceOh, I wish I had a riverI could skate away onBut it don't snow hereIt stays pretty greenI'm going to make a lot of moneyThen I'm going to quit this crazy scene

perhaps the words most likely to be 20 th century accurate

our Environment Canada issued a freezing rain warning for T.O.

then we warm up
Saturday the 23 rd will be 8 degrees warmer than yesterday ans still damp
we will be over 40 F on Xmas

and drizzly, uninviting conditions NO ice or snow [ TG ]
rain chance is 80 % for the duration of DE 23


Friday 22 December 2023

๐Ÿงthe sentry

 ๐Ÿง the story :
I was in  Walmart and saw ๐Ÿง
๐Ÿง the inflatable penguin was $ 20. 
surrounding us on the street is a zoo and wildlife park in LED critters
we cannot compete or do not want to

but, one animule could be a start [ NOT ]

so far, the little guy pumps himself up ans stands at the doorway [ despite the cold]
our symbol of defiance in the midst of LED overload

the day is drear, 30 F and a wind chill yet a reprieve from yesterday s bitterness

warming trend to start Saturday and on


Thursday 21 December 2023

๐Ÿ™ a Christmas Star

 ๐Ÿ™  NOT but he was pink

we do not have little children in our lives
so, maybe, as we've gotten older - the magic of Xmas has faded

and as in many other households - CV 19 has altered our get togethers

cold is on the menu for this Thurs. Temperature predictions for the next week, say warming and high 40 s are in the realm of doable for the 25 th - rain is omnipresent for the next 7 days

you didn't know BUT I started internet surfing this morning about 4:30 AM
for the second night [ morning ] I saw the clock at 3:30
Crikey !

and a frigid day, to our embarrassment, it was really 30 F plus a degree of wind chill BUT that wind cut right through

clean bull of health at the dentist
cleaning w/ no gum bleed  Kudos to you




Wednesday 20 December 2023

๐ŸŽบ whatzzz thizzz

๐ŸŽบ the topic au jour is

Whatsapp or Neighbourhood watch
Item. Maybe, its only me. But the folks on the Watch are burning up the air waves
messages are flying back and forth
the main interest is the person s profile pix on message titles
after a flurry of messages
the fix was, to hit the profile image [ ghosted out template ], that will let you enter the profile page for the person and click on the real profile pix that the person offered

THEN, the two profile images - ghosted and personal picture MERGE or sync

best part is the cooperation shown for the group
at least they care

weather is blah !!! gray looking and threatening in a mild way
can't shake the feeling precipitation is waiting

however,  a passable day

incongruities abound - we are going to see a warm up
w/ Xmas day over 40
b/c I picked up the snowblower this afternoon
a snowblower that we most likely will not need
we have the lawn service dudes



Tuesday 19 December 2023

๐ŸŽ† in the BLEAK

 ๐ŸŽ†  midwinter .....

thusly, its freezing out there, literally, b/c its 32 but not quite

the forecasted 1 inch or more is still sitting in the clouds
school buses out east were cancelled in our area

yet we have sun and light

our Xmas ritual lunch w/ M ... close friend got scrubbed

Reportage : I cooked pre - Xmas dinner
1. turkey
2. stuffing
3. gravy

a solo effort

result. a lot of cleaning to do after
alright but the meal ?
turkey was mostly a 8 of 10. Spatchcocking [ flattened bird ] turned out to save 30 min of cooking time
to be fair, instructions said ' a 425 F oven' temperature and half the time. I used 325 F or regular temperature.
On the plus side, the turkey was moist. The dark meat maybe on the stringy side. 
Stuffing was a 8.5 of 10
Gravy tasted right, slightly thin

Summary. Do it again ? Spatchcocking, not a ton of effort, so maybe
Pluses. Taking out the back bone, meant that I could saute the backbone w/ veg and get stock before the bird was done.

I discovered that I was carving the turkey improperly. A great learning experience ..... b/c carving was and is a area where I feel inadequate. And really, I carve like crap

Lets get warm, now

Surprise ! friend A .. of  M .. s brought the feast here, instead of us going [M .. wasn't up to it ]

called saving the day

a touch of difference and caring, for sure

the day is bright and crisp and inviting, basically everything that it was not going toward as of yesterday afternoon


Monday 18 December 2023

๐Ÿ“ฏ as we slip along toward

๐Ÿ“ฏ the ' big ' day

well. w/ the advent of Covid, our Xmas ' traditions have changed. AND M .. has had some issues around her health
thus, our ' newest ' tradition - buy three things from Amazon. you pick and the other person looks it up and buys the item
my idea. but a time saving and efficient way to get the job done

my latest worry is that there is light seeping through the front door - jamb junction. I weatherstripped the jamb w/ the correct style insulator. this type has a tongue of material that inserts into a groove in the jamb

I'll need to check if cold air is getting in. Maybe the material allows light but not cold
this is fairly pollyanna thinking. yet, modern materials often have some interesting variations


Sunday 17 December 2023

๐Ÿ“› and I always know the name of the game

 ๐Ÿ“› and I know all the rules and

I know how the break them

from Air Supply

rainy and drear but wind is ruffling the leaves

Report :

' cocoa on the street ' reflections

all in all, 14 people showed
however, they were appreciative
the back story is two others attending had tried the neighbourhood watch concept but reception was poor

this cycle has 30 respondents and a fair degree of activity

you have seen my comments -lost cats generates the biggest buzz
after ' free ' pallets and stone

and the best of the afternoon - everyone appreciated the effort



Saturday 16 December 2023

๐Ÿซ this is it

 ๐Ÿซ ......" cocoa on the street " out of the garage
any doubts ....... YES who holds neighbourhood watch out of the garage

sort of comes as you are ???? or come see the minimum

we shall see said the Zen Master

cocoa al fresco

Alrighty !

A success in spades. Everyone who promised to come - did

Folks brought really dynamic cookies

Hot chocolate - EZ and a hit

and we found out who was who


Friday 15 December 2023

㋋ wrong day

 ㋋ 

b/c I am hosting ' cocoa on the street ' out of the garage for the local ' Neighbourhood Watch ' Sun is warm and inviting TODAY
tomorrow is ' cocoa day ' naturally 
We shall see said the Zen Master !

ran around to the pharmacy and Chinese hot table + veggies b/c we re cooking our 7 lb turkey Sun or Mon [ thawing now, supposedly ]

We shall see said the Zen Master

Hear it here !!! exercise:

I am doing the usual but no goals except for 45 min

Sure. Likely story

and as advertised, exercise was ellipitical and free weights / stretches w/ no push - going along to do something / anything 
sweat a little too !
how do I feel ? OK

Thursday 14 December 2023

๐Ÿ€ฉ in the [ not ] bleak mid winter

 ๐Ÿ€ฉ ..... really only uncomfortable

we will be close to 40 [ little up / little down ]

again as in many previous Thursdays, A .. is meeting me for lunch

we are going to ' Magic Noodle '
A .. describes MN as more a cafeteria than restaurant
still might be worth the change from straight Dim Sum

... frosty winds do blow
Earth stood hard as iron
Water like a stone "

words by Christina Rosetti and music by Gustaf Holzst
originally, a commissioned piece for a prayer book, '' Bleak Midwinter " is now a staple in Church Yule music 

Christina is the sister of Dante Aliegheri 

Report: the Magic Noodle was

I wish to return

Then I was chauffeured hither and yon from Chinese grocery to Costco and back to Noodle ๐Ÿœ

Spending $ 200 including a shower caddy, shrimp and veg




Wednesday 13 December 2023

∄ 'its sign of the times ....

 ∄  ... that you love me now ... '
oldie lyrics from Petula Clark
 who lives in France [ she sang  ' Downtown ' too ]

A cold day brewing and the likelyhood of snow flurries this AM despite the sun peeking through about now

so, two cousins have read this blog, Vancouver and Edmonton based [ although G .. could be in Calgary, now ]
however, B .. from Ohio reads and has read faithfully

but the premise remains - we blog to the ether for therapy 

BTW
the symbol emoji that I chose is named " there does not exist "
OK, you can say it " what does that mean ???? "  Dunno
it was offered and I clicked on the symbol

crawling into the new electronic world [ not even sure if that is the correct term ' electronic ' ? thats b/c I'm 7 yrs behind ]
I'm getting Chromecast for Xmas [ we ordered, all our presents to each other on Amazon ]
I've been on YouTube, watching ' How to Set Up Chromecast in 5 minutes '. Naturally, this is a proposed time for normal people. At lest, on the last video that guy paused to correct the set up
I'll be pausing that I'm sure of



Tuesday 12 December 2023

๐Ÿ” " Reach Out ..... "

๐Ÿ” s 

from Vancouver, a cousin sent a Xmas email. A little news and info was included

the day : shows signs of brightness but through the clouds and it felt uncomfortable popping out to reach for the paper

the song "Reach Out, I'll Be There " was a Four Tops hit [ 70 s ??? ]

as well, the cousin that pumps out the comedic online quotes - sent the 'Wisdom of Will Rogers " or the poet lariat 

I posted back some WR quotes. I have the album, a one man show the humour of Wii Rogers where James Whitmore Jr reprises the stage performances of Will Rogers

a man who shook hands w/ presidents, emperors and world leaders

Hey, cousin L .. from Vancouver visited the blog

thanx, L .. 

the story : today, I dropped off the snowblower that my Dad bought in 1985 or so. He was so proud of that Toro. The big claim was the ability to throw snow over thirty feet away
it was used two or three times here and on loan for 6 yrs

while planning and expediting grass growing this fall, I went to Homeland variety [ really ] and saw that they also repair lawn and garden equipment

yepper, decided to fix the snowblower. My estimate was the Toro was worth a couple of hundred dollars. To find out that if you could even find one, new - the cost would be $ 1500 and used $ 900

most likely the smart move - let the junk man take it

couldn't

so, pay the $ 200 [ I pray  ] and get a functioning snowblower




Monday 11 December 2023

๐Ÿ’ƒ ... her name was Lola

 ๐Ÿ’ƒshe was a showgirl
at the Copa, Copa Cabana [ sing it Barry .....]

day is beginning the sky out the den window is brightening, bit of wind
temperature today is 36 [ maybe ]
this is our week - the word is intermittent [ everything ]

OK shopping at Superstore : $ 100

but beer and wine plus a turkey

we will cook the bird on Dec 16 or so - freeze a bunch for Xmas day brunch

$ 28 for a baby Butterball, this sucker is 7 # thus $ 4 / lb


Sunday 10 December 2023

๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ starlite starbrite

 ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ no but we have a semblance of sun [ the day is lit ] and no rain

Lets cheer the sunshine and relative warmth - won't last tho'

I'm offering ' cocoa on the street '. For about 4 months now, I've been connected to Neighbourhood Watch via WhatsApp. A little bit of watch and a bunch of lost cats and stuff to give away

' cocoa on the street ' is to be held in my garage - sort of a drop in event. Originally, I said 2 - 6 P but then thought ' kinda cold to be out 4 h.

I'm planning on heating the garage w/ a spaceheater [ actually , used in my unheated workroom in winter ]. 
of course, the hope is to put names to faces [ ???? ] 
realizing that this could be a total flop, however, its a kind gesture for the street [ s ]

Sunday is Giant Tiger shopping time. Not much on the want list - that didn't stop me from filling a bag

next a stop at Shoppers Drug Mart was handy

all totalled, I spent 130 dollars.


Saturday 9 December 2023

☑✅❎➰ a random selection

 ☑✅❎➰ which can likely be translated by AI

last night, I cooked salmon for about the fifth time

why ? never really think of cooking salmon
I've caught salmon, maybe 15 times
but bought salmon ??? not that I recall

I do buy haddock and bluefish etc and recently bought sole [ fillets ]

however, salmon was flavourful and satisfying

the house is redolent w/ the fish smell [ yick ! ]

a mild, to very mild day today
and enjoy b/c the bottom drops out of the bucket tonight

32 F will be a dream temperature, cuz we won't get there

I posted on Facebook. I've mostly given up on FB. However, this post said:

THERE is a god, his name is YouTube !. Our fireplace Napoleon started the heating season by not responding to the remote. The advantage to the remote is setting the temperature and the automatic shutoff feature. Well, it wasn't working

Thus, 3 minutes in, ' How to Re - synchronize the remote. Bada Bing --- success

WAIT !!! how can a hoodie cost $ 80
where have I been ????????? [ on Amazon ]
Give me a break ----- $80 
eighty like 4 x 20 
its biblical, ' 4 score years '
actually, that s Lincoln, counting biblically




Friday 8 December 2023

๐Ÿ” Harvey s Makes a .....

 ๐Ÿ”  a beautiful thing .....  " is the jingle. Harvey s franchise has been a hallmark of           ' burger - fries ' takeout in T.O. [ well, all of Ontario ]

Recently, we ordered an Angus burger a Junior burger from Harvey s. My Angus burger was ' day old ' or from the afternoon rush. Dried out and hard

Thus, I complained. Harvey s has the notation ' comment on our service ' on the receipt
I did. In return as a thankyou for responding, I got a voucher for a complimentary burger

BUT Real McCoy s was a real treat [ not the greatest but good ]

The big melt is on. Streets are black and damp. The air is damp and the mood is gray.
As well, a coyote ran through our backyard heading east. The neighbours are not best pleased w/ the numerous coyote sightings and mishaps.



Thursday 7 December 2023

๐ŸŒจ oh yeah !

 ๐ŸŒจ  more than a dusting overnight. The prediction is 1 inch all said and done

winter announced itself
very pretty and iconic
crap !!!! 

and melted, by the afternoon [ still sloppy but drive-able ]

did my exercise program
went for Burgers and Chick Soulvaki at ' Real McCoy Burgers ', a legend in Scarborough.

for the weekend, a bit of a warm up and after 3 days - back to freezing temperatures, and that goes for the next period as well.


Real McCoy has solid food. Burgers are a touch above average. Fries better than reasonable. Gravy is amazing



Wednesday 6 December 2023

๐Ÿž really new

 ๐Ÿž or day old

a mixed day

dismal and windy changing to full sun [ clouds still ] but the wind kept up
finished as gray as the start [ sun is enlivening ]

we ventured into the realm of construction. for 12 yrs and seems like longer, the city has been building a crosstown Transit route.
this route is legendary, a) there is nothing there

b)  the road is torn up and ' orange ' is the new orange - as in change lanes and squeeze a lot

the intersection for us was Midland and Eglinton. One way East and West on Eglinton and the junction is a catastrophe of large orange rectangles w/ cryptic symbols [ like runes ]

in essence, you can't there from here

we survived and told the tale. the trip was vital


Tuesday 5 December 2023

๐Ÿพ of Decemberitis

๐Ÿพ  oh, my

keep your spirits up anyway that you can

we have ' blah ' weather
I should be out skiing or snowshoeing to Nome

My latest, and ongoing kick is saving boxes and bottles. We have been ordering from Amazon [ hence boxes ] and I hate to toss them.
To wit, I have been turning boxes into shelf organizers wherever possible. I stack the boxes sideways and create storage compartments that can stack. I've hit some snags but usually find a way to increase storage
The real trick, keep less stuff. BUT I come by this collecting odds and sods from Dad.
And every now and then, voila, I have exactly what I need in a bin or box or a bin in a box.

Bottles. I mean glass. If I toss the glass, supposedly the glass gets melted down and turned into ladies underwear [ or whatever ]
I've noticed though that some liquids need glass storage. Mainly, solvents b/c I still run gas motors.

We watch ' Hoarders, Buried Alive ', reality TV.  And, yes, I occasionally wince and grimace - oh, well.

On to health. At Costco, I spied a glass [ right ] large jar w/ marmalade inside. Nope. Well, mostly nope.
The product was, honey, ginger and citron paste or marmalade. The main use is dissolved in warm to hot water and taken as an anti - cold, cough or sickness preventative. Oh, spread on toast, too !
Right up my alley. I am always getting colds. Usually, miserable ones. M .. says ' man cold ! ' and that is not a compliment.

I've always believed in honey and ginger etc. Before the ' jar ' I often had lemon and honey in hot water at night

Now, a cuppa HGC in the morning too ! Colds !!! stay away

Oh, bought a mini massage gun for my thigh massage. This sucker fits in my hand unlike some larger models that are shaped like a gun or hairdryer. I figured smaller to put less strain on my wrists. I'm sure that I've arthritis in both wrists [ and probably a bunch of other places too ! ]. Right on !

the mini gun is easy to use and no strain on the wrists [ good call that ]
Honestly, I was worried that I bought a chunk of junk - low power, poor battery   [ its rechargeable, everything is rechargeable, except me ]. Bonus, about $ 60 for the mini ] Small enough to travel w/ as well.

๐Ÿฅ this GIF appeared on Chrome by using the ' everything key + shift and space


Monday 4 December 2023

๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ’ญ Decembritus Blahs

  ๐Ÿ’ญ   What already !!!

been pretty dull out there, sun for 6 hrs today according to Michelle [ WeatherNetwork ]

ran out to Skyland for the weekly sushi and 2 combo platter + fried chicken wings and dim sum [ har gow ]

returned empties to the beer store

managed to change the batteries in our photocell floor light. M .. noticed that the baby flood light wasn't turning on. Done !



Sunday 3 December 2023

꫞ gut morgan

welcome to my morning
             I say welcome to my day

rather dismal looking out there
and yes, rain is due Maybe, Monday is sunny but cloudy all week

and it poured for an hour over noon

I've been re - watching ' Star Trek - Strange New Worlds ', specifically " Tomorrow and Tomorrow ". Due to the Writers Strike, no new episodes of many series were possible.
I maintain that good television is rare. Very rare.
I'm in love w/ Laan Noonien Singh [ Christina Chong ]. Actually, Star Trek SNW, introduces several new characters that so far have no correpsondence w / future based Star Trek entities.

" penny bright " is Laan.


Saturday 2 December 2023

㋋ the XII month and the year slips away

   

starting the month, a bit on the cool side

Went to CBC online

you don't need to know what I saw

this week will be above freezing w/ rain and slush
if your Canadian, this is what your built for

the predictions say that Ryan Y'All [ YouTube ] showed the correct trends - warmer than average Winter

this pattern doesn't mean ' no precipitation ' however warmer rather than colder


Friday 1 December 2023

๐Ÿ”ฑ the pointy thing

   ๐Ÿ”ฑ ancient symbol of the .......

the weather : cool and damp just like fall after the leaves are down
in a fit of ennui [ love that word ] or in need of retail therapy which is running riot in this house - I bought a self inflating lawn penguin. The perky fellow has taken up residence on the front step.
And NO, 'perky penguin ' doesn't get a friend - at least not this year

consider him a trial run. Recall our house is surrounded by forest and not so forest animals

we are not competing

a review : bit the bullet.
 I ordered and received a ' mini ' massage gun. questions were based on small size and ability of battery to power the device over a reasonable time
can the mini gun do the job .... yes
battery life ..... don't know but so far - I've used it three times for short massages
but, I can say, " gives relief " 
to wit. this morning. a) mini massage    b) ice blue gel    c) however, this is exercise day, thus I added 2 acetominophen 

I figured if the mini massager works - it can travel [ approx # 1 ] and a neat additional therapy on the road