Saturday 31 January 2015

On an Off Day

Yesterday was a blah day here. Not only me , but others were looking to kill an afternoon. We are retired , not dead , still , something was in the water.

To -day is starting crisp - thats the glass half full view - the wind is a vital force and cold - thats the truth  Overall , a neutral day is coming , little sun , little wind , a little heat

Last night , we waited for seating at a pub. This waiting is not something that I do. Noisy , once we were seated. I didn't pay , so theres the silver lining , stop whining
Beers were 2 for 1 , I drove , no beer , and  it was  Yeungling , figures.
On the Redbox scale ,0.4 / 1

Friday 30 January 2015

C/B/B

Going totally cryptic here ?
No , trying for a catchy opening , peak your interest , sort of thing

Coffee , bacon and butter
Why ? These are the dietary items that I will not exclude 
the line 'even if the doc says to cut bacon , butter or coffee , I'm still eating them '
Has the doctor said anything like this , NO
I'm getting ready
My uncle said the same and his whole body went into failure
Now , he had multiple problems and little concern for the result

And I don't have toast for breakfast except occasionally ( butter here ) 
Coffee , is a different animal entirely I'm addicted
Bacon , is a on / off item - when its there , I'm happy and don't go seeking it out
I do avoid luncheon meat etc where possible
Going for left-over roast beef , chicken  and pork etc

This mornings swim found me powered up on 2 cups of coffee , one was yesterday's cold coffee and then a trip to 7 - 11 for the second

Weather: started bright and now has clouded over
Little of this and little of that

Thursday 29 January 2015

Not Dealing .....

... w / momentous issues.
in many ways , this blog is a fluff piece
trivial
and ______________  ( words fail here )

Then I got to thinking of the line   ' politics happens when more than one person is involved in a conversation '(paraphrased , somewhat )   Thus  , if you talk to yourself and there's an argument - well its not political and crazy , only crazy

As well , many personal issues don't get a mention here - TG 
This isn't FaceBook , Part Deux

Is politics , interesting ? Yes , only if you don't have a horse in the race. If your horse is involved , it then devolves into stupidity , thoughtlessness and loathsome behaviour - then on the brightside is .......
( kidding , kidding ) but you know exactly what I meant

I get a chance to see older movies e.g. ' All the President's Men '.
Seen w/ perspective , AtPM can be seen superficially as interesting.
I've heard the time of the Watergate burglary and subsequent inquiry and events , described as that moment when America lost its innocence.
The line in AtPM that stands out is when someone at the Washington Post ( Ben Bradley ???? ) says ' its ridiculous why would they do it ? ' 
And I'm thinking of the line from ' Instrumentalities of the Night '
...' in war and politics , don't waste time looking for deceit or conspiracy when stupidity and incompetence can explain the situation '
 I guess they forgot about that line  at the W. Post

As well , the truism , no politician thinks that they will ever get caught ... applies ..... they have such a disdain for normal rules of morality
I believe they all got that line ' I love my country ' , down pat. And scarier still that they believe it. They just forget / forgot what it means

Weather : cool , bright blue bird skies , w / a breeze that is stiff and cold - still mostly out of the N / NW.

Wednesday 28 January 2015

Cuter than ........

.... a breadbox , doesn't quite fit , right !
This review is for the movie ' Grand Budapest Hotel '
The undecided vote is for - cute or stupid.
A montage of cameo scenes for some 10 - 12 stars
The film has 2 climaxes , or I dropped off somehow
The film flits between / amongst ? an array of photographic styles
Mattes become real shots etc
I'm sure , its supposed to have high drama but the treatment , black comedy / white comedy / grey comedy is pernicious
Now , if you think that I don't know what I'm talking about - your correct !
Rating : 0.7 / 1.00 for cute and 0 .3 / 1.00 for stupid
And way better than most TV shows

Weather : sunny , cool wind , strong wind - it couldn't make up its mind and neither can I , sue me or your neighbour

"       don't put yourself down ,        other people are generally good for that " from '     the ' Kingdom of Heaven '

Monday 26 January 2015

Big Wind

... is roaring through here not cold but strong
We have our own version of the ' big dig ' going on over the street.
So far ,the workers have dug a hole that stopped just shy of China
They created a smell like raw sewage which is what is causing the original problem. They have been there so long that they re painted the lane lines of the street.
Lately , they imported what I would call well tiles except instead of 3 ft across , these buggers are 30 something ft across. Fri , they left with these tiles sitting up approx 8 ft above grade. same thing this AM early - now the most easterly tile is sunk to grade and I guess the other one drops down next.
We knew that this would be an important day b/c 4 guys were standing around leaning on their shovels instead of the usual 2 or 3.
Checked right now and nothing has changed except that the crew are standing around their cars.

Weather: is all wind , roaring through here like nobodies business.
Temperature is close to irrelevant b/c the wind is dominant. Bright sun and blue sky though

Sunday 25 January 2015

$50 Tablet

Sounds like expensive aspirins
No , at an outlet store , I saw a Polaroid brand 7" tablet for $ 50 dual core and dual camera ,Wifi
To check I went on line and found a review of bargain tablets , maybe 12 different ones
The tablets all work..... but most have inbred security problems
Some have security features by - passed by a factory installed system
The tablets were rated from ' untrustworthy ' to ' semi OK ' for security.
Another site said the cheaper tablets were fine for games and other apps but not banking or financial concerns
As if FaceBook didn't put you at risk to start

At this rate , crappy little e- machine is starting to look good

Weather broke cool to cold and warmed a tad
the sun burst out and hung around all day

The story that I'm writing :

This is a time a relative peace in the Pa Dema. Its been ten years or so since the uprising by the Crusader States , comprised of 4 duchies usually bent on pushing their boundaries out. The loose coalition that faced the Crusader States had  the Jarome of Motaine and his heavy horse in the middle. A brief and uninspired charge by the Crusader States fell apart quickly.
In suing for terms , the Crusader States gave 100 000 gold pech as security and agreed to the previous delineation of territory. The security gold was given to the Chami of Ghenali , hereditary ruler and mage. The Chami specialized in transformation magic and the Crusader States faced the prospect of hauling dray loads of hay or bricks home hoping to find it was their gold. Benign maybe , but fairly efficient.
The Jarome that day of battle was backed by the mounted archers of his liegeman , The Lamberchel. Lamberchel , Dog of War , for the Jarome. That first charge of Crusaders met 200 arrows fired for effect and fired flat and hard. Those arrows found crevices and niches in armour. Not many dead but enough wounded to deter any further thought of attack.
As well , the heavy horse stood ready and The Lamberchel had unsheathed his ax. Either was formidable , to - gether , well , safer to ground lances and sue for terms.

Saturday 24 January 2015

Penny

..... as on the Big Bang Theory , was never given a last name. We looked that up this A.M. Thought I would put you out of your misery if you couldn't remember.
The day is overcast and windy but the sun is trying to do some damage by breaking through , its a tough battle. The wind will die and the cooler temperatures are to follow. We're tough , we can handle 60 F

On the fishing front , poor and getting worse. C.f. to last year , by diary entries , I'm down some 25 fish. However , no one is doing any better and thats even w/ live or dead shrimp, instead of plastique.

On the topic of OpOsm or health for life ,despite the regular consumption of Yeungling beer - status quo is in effect. The restaurant / bar up the street ( Shells ) has draft beer at $2 a glass and the Toasted Monkey charges a whopping 2.25 / glass. 
Shells also gives peanuts at the bar - neat.

Friday 23 January 2015

Demotion

..... from genius and lucky to normal guy
but obviously we found a reasonable system

Recently , I was extolling the value and ease of TracFone as a cell carrier.
M got her new phone for $ 15 and a $ 20 airtime card and bingo bango her service exp date is in JUL

We thought we had a bargoon going. Nope SOP for TracFone
Which is good for us.
TracFone allows you to add airtime and as far as I can tell if the addition of airtime occurs before the service exp date e.g. JUL for M , TF adds the airtime and date to the existing credit.
Thus , b/c I don't read instructions before hand , I failed to note that the new phone ( $ 15  ) comes preloaded w/ $10 airtime and 60 days. By using the  $20 aircard M got $30 credit and exp service date of Jul ( 150 days total ).
If this info is all true , TF has solved our out of country cell phone situation.
Be good if I actually read the instructions. Oh well , as I said as far as I can figure TF rolls over credit and service date exp

Weather : going to rain , its blowing out there and its humid - go figure


Tuesday 20 January 2015

Tale of a Phone

The name is TracFone , as in sold in every chain store in the U.S.
After an initial purchase of a cell phone ( theirs ) for $ 19.95 or $ 15 as we did two weeks ago. You can have a cell phone in the U.S. for $8 and change a month , or less
Why less ? The $ 8 is for my phone , $100 a year for a gazillion minutes ( 1900 in my case ). M's new phone was charged w/ a card that promised $20 for 3 months and double the minutes , 300.
Well ,on signing up on line , the screen lights up and ' you have 300 minutes and an expiry of 7/6 , 2015. We haven't figured out if thats JN or JL , no matter its 6 months. And the cost is $3 a month
Both phones have texting ,voice mail and internet - email as well.

I took a picture w/ the phone - the friend wanted the photo.
So , last night 1 h and 40 min later and down 12 minutes in air time. - please register your account
- that information is not available at this time
- we will send you a confirmation address , copy to your send line      and establish an account
- I'm typing on an alphabetic key pad , trying to add numbers and symbols
- OK , seems to be an address and account
 I sent the photo ( fish , natch  )

Nope ! I can send email messages but not photos
Then this morning , playing around a chooser bar ops open , ' text , email , phone '
What the hey , hit phone number and an email address of mine is there ' SEND ' 
Yep , you got it
I can send a photo from the phone to a gmail account.
The rub !! 3 x more costly that email account to email account
I'm eating up those 1500 minutes now
BTW , the expiry is April something 2015
burn baby burn

Frustration galore 
but SUCCESS
I'm a hero
I'm an idiot savant
I can make a TracFone work
Bring on the world , boys !!!

And I'm writing a sword / fantasy novella
Novella means that I haven't the skill or patience or write a novel
I dreamt the beginning and now its going on.
I was awake in the early hours for 3 mornings w/ the outline running through my head
The problem is -- it sounded way better in my head , than on the screen ( MicrosoftWord Starter )
I'll put it up to -morrow
I was going to write it out in the blog
Then I took pity on you
Like watching paint dry or get applied

Weather : sunny w/ patchy cloud to full cloud cover
warmish w/ a stiff breeze at times

Don't roll over for your phone
Fight it

Monday 19 January 2015

Vogon-a-sphere

... Blogosphere ... any sphere
Communication gone rampant , gone instant
for some
I still haven't figured how to send a picture from TracFone to anyone
Its one click away , I need to find the click

Weather : turned nice , breeze is cool , temperature is hi 60 ' s

Fishing : is fishing - cast and cast and wait
Same old , same old

The Vogon - a - sphere is the planet of the Vogons , an officious , green , blobby type of being - the clerk level beings of the Universe.

So sayeth the Bard ( Douglas Adams , in this case )

Sunday 18 January 2015

' Relative Peace .... '

The start of a short story  .... sword and stuff

Weather : ???? cool , sunny warm ,cloudy

Fishing :10 min , 1 flounder  45 min , 1 flounder

A 20 block walk to Shells---- 3 drafts ( Yeungleung ) later a walk home

Saturday 17 January 2015

Qualifications

I'm trying to decide if there should be a rule about complaining.
Sort of like ,you need to qualify to able to complain
E.g. my wrist is still sore but the lady downstairs is missing a leg
... see she really can complain. The wrist ? .. I'm still swimming and eating... of course , I'm eating

On the OpOsmin front , my weight is around 170 and I'm swimming daily ( maybe not fast but daily )

Our trip of the week , Fri was to the horse track. A pleasant facility
and w/ a Groupon , a deal.
$ 14 per couple got us  - valet parking ( + tip ), free admission to the box seats , a program ( normal cost $ 3 ) , a 2 dollar voucher to bet and a $5 food voucher. In essence , each person got $ 10 in services and perqs. However ,w/ the betting and all , you wouldn't need to do this very often.
Oh , betting losses $ 15 , which in craps terms is peanuts

Weather : cold - ish but sunny like crazy.

Wednesday 14 January 2015

The Awards

..... ,we watched the movie ' Boyhood ' , re: a boy as he is growin' up
and ' groan ' up is what we did , watching
12 years felt like 30 - no wonder B got an award - for time dilation
This Boyhood beat out ' Imitation Game '

Weather is warmer and unsettled - breeze is cold


Tuesday 13 January 2015

The Real Tragedy

..... 
I'm watching the Vietnam War story , ' We We're Soldiers ,and We were Young ' w/ Mel Gibson. The Air Cav barely survives their first incursion into enemy territory w/ massive losses. Through unrelenting air cover , the 1 st of the 3 rd makes it out.
The Viet colonel looks out at the battle scene and comments ' the great tragedy is that the Americans will think . they can win '

A warmish day after torrential downpours , last night and afternoon.
Humidity is up.


Monday 12 January 2015

Floundering around

There are red fish , blue fish , black fish and all appear in children's stories. Fish got named after almost any animal.
Yesterday , a flounder ( summer flounder ) jumped my jig as I was trying off the dock. Not a keeper but wriggly and fought hard. Couldn't ask for more , well I could but won't.

The clouds have challenged the sun  for dominance and are winning
Humidity is rising and the clouds getting darker , rain chance  is 60 % or more.

Movie review : This is 3 days old but what the hey !
The ' Imitation Game ' Brendan Cumberbatch and Kiera Knightly.
Set in WWII , at Bletchley Park ,home of the OSS ( British Intelligence) , intercept and decode station. The hero , much maligned in his personal life , has achieved prominence in the field of mathematics.
He is part of a team , reluctant part BTW , chosen to decipher the German Enigma Code which is set and changed by the ' Enigma ' machine daily.
Movie hits many high notes in acting and suspense and failure. In the end , there is success , estimates put the lives saved at 14 million and shortened the war by 2 years. Ah , but the lives sacrificed - can't give away too much , you know. What actions will go undetected and hurt the Germans ? All done on a probability calculation. At war's end , destroy the decoder and burn all documents !  What we had what ? No. 
Rating 0.9 / 1 on the redbox scale.

Every cloud has some kind of silver lining , even the really dark ones , these  bleak tho'.

Sunday 11 January 2015

Great Things to

........ me - by Thomas Hardy ( ? )
Spinning down to Weymouth town by ........
Thirstily , and tavern keeper

I forget the rest , I'll look it up

Yesterday , was a mile walk up to the Street Art Show
Homeward , stopped for beer and wine but no spinning at all

I caught my first fishes a lizardfish and pinfish. The pinfish was the size of my hand ( fingers closed ) , no giant but ' great things ' and the lizard dude was a ' little " great " thing '

Weather : is improving ????????  This 7 AM feels almost balmy c.f. the last 2 mornings , so hope is in the air.

No plans for to -day , yet but the day is just aborning

Have yourself  ' Great Things '

Friday 9 January 2015

The Reason

..... that I bake muffins and make soup ( as to -day ) is functionality.
I was watching ' Elementary ' , the NY - modern Sherlock Holmes , and SH has been non using narcotics for almost 2 years.
He laments that the regimen ( non drug program ) has led to a humdrum life , ' drip , drip , drip ' existence. SH needs a raison d'etre as the French say. 
I'm not saying that I feel exactly the same, but creating is important to everyone. So ,soup it is
We had ' winner , winner chicken dinner ' last night and the carcass is boiling now.
I expect to add veg and rice  -chicken veg rice soup
Results announced , to morrow

Weather : cool / bright sky and moderate cold wind

Thursday 8 January 2015

When Reporting is....

........easy. Tell the bad things happening in the world
Being benevolent is hard . And I'm not doing those look at the puppies ,schmaltzy stories.

Dealing w/ people can be enlightening. I didn't say fun. Methinks that in all cases , you need to work at the relationship. However , we all have our view points. Now supposedly , b/c I'm looking to be more content , in accord w/ the wisdom of King Wen and Duke Chou , the whole kadoodle should be getting easier.
Good one. We need some more of that humour.

Winter winds have set in. Blue sky and blue fingers Big winds

BTW - weigh in on Tues , showed the lowest weight yet on the ' new eating plan ' , a 7 month time frame w/ many ups and downs
Such is life , just ask king Wen , he ought to know ,b/c he's been throwing those sticks for a long time.
Vendors sell ' official ' I Ching coins for $ 18  a set. King Wen says , Directions Seeking Truth Possibly Forthright And Seeming Divergent Causing Many Divides And Compromises '
Duke of Chou , commentaries , ' Line 5 : Difficulty In the Short Term,  Seeing Only Clouds Beckoning The Past. Line 6 : Joy Is Not Totally Substantial , Even For the Wary '
( I made all that up , sorry - figured I could give it a go )

Wednesday 7 January 2015

The Last .....

Shadow
He is ' Toruk Macto '
The Last Shadow
From ' Avatar '
But those into SF , know ' there has never been an age of Macto ' according to the Guardian of Time
However , Data quickly points out , there have been 3 ages of Macto

The sky is blue , white low on the skyline and a gentle breeze which is cold

' fish are jumpin' and the weather is fine ' , just not summertime


Monday 5 January 2015

I'm Cold

Da , its Canada
And its is cold 20 F and wind chill
The good news
whah , there isn't any 
The Polar Packet is sitting here on top of us
I made that ' polar packet ' stuff up
You know 'Polar Vortex ' last year

The snow came and went
Apparently , it wasn't determined enough
I did move snow from the roof droppings before it froze in place
A natural accumulation area and in the shade
Its a May snowpile waiting to happen

To -day is ' divorce Monday ' , law offices are flooded w/ inquiries re: starting proceedings
People hang to -gether for the holidays , family et al
And then , Jan , and lets get the show on the road

Stay warm and dry
All things cycle
The Yin , the Yang

 ' Life don't talk to me of life ' Marvin , the clinically depressed robot. Marvin was given Genuine People Personality ' by the Cybertronic Division of the Sirius Robotic Corp . From the ' Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy ' by Douglas Adams.




Sunday 4 January 2015

Coffee On

M has one cup
I have the pot. I've taken to diluting the coffee by 1 / 3. Why ?
Dunno. My Mom did it , its genetic
See , blame the parents
They both smoked , a lot , not me , ever

During the day , I'll make ice coffee 1/3 C coffee + milk over ice and French Vanilla Creamer. And it doesn't cost  $3

My eating mantra , I'm eating bacon , butter and using cream when I get coffee to go. To quote  Laura Nyro ' And when I die , And when I'm gone ......  ' it won't matter. 
She didn't write the last bit that was me.

To -day , was weigh in day ,I'm back to almost pre - Xmas weight
Ah ,but pre - Xmas fitness ? Dunno
My sore wrist is causing some major re - shuffling of routine
But funny , the sore wrist doesn't affect how I use the elliptical machine , so I soldier on.

In the Weather dept , OMG , everything fell on us.
Saturday AM , looming doom was in the air
White flakes started to float down by 11 AM
By 1 PM , slashing , gusting winds brought white out conditions
I went out at 2:30 and got to slide around corners. I actually used      " X factor Grip " or whatever the traction button thingy does
I also tried the manual shift , to stay in 2nd gear longer and for turns. Boy , did I muck that up.
6 PM and it was ' Why go  out ? ' conditions
Now , Sun. 8 AM , the rain is tattooing the roof and its glistening and shiny out there , great for a skating rink

Did you ponder , King Wen's judgment ? Duke of Chou's ?

World News , this summer an unprecedented number , hundreds of thousands , of people have fled the Middle East for Europe , and especially , Turkey and Italy , b/c if you float a boat in the Med, even I could navigate enough to hit one of those 2 coasts.
I'm not sure which country ( is it that bad ) or countries remain civilized and not under threat.
War and fighting has always caused Exoduses such as in these past five years , but I don't think peoples have ever had the physical resources , big ships and ports to embark , as to - day.
Heck , nay idiot can navigate w/ GPS.
BTW , the I Ching didn't predict that one

Saturday 3 January 2015

If You want to be.......

.... happy for the rest of your life

Well, I'm thinking short term , always good to set a window.
For the QMH , I said if I can get 10 yrs of enjoyment out of the cottage , it would have been worth it.

I thought about happy , then decided that contented is the real issue for me. This , as you can gather is not a natural state for me. Really , not natural. 
I consulted the I Ching , the age old system of divination. The history of I Ching goes back to seers using reed sticks to seek a pattern and predict the future. In  a great bout of wisdom they went to cubes or coins. Toss the coins , say , 6 times and note the pattern.

A monarch of those latter times , set the patterns in a book , the judgments of King Wen. Following this , the Duke of Chou rephrased or condensed the judgments. Duke Chou failed to make the predictions clearer. go figure

On line , a fan of Douglas Adams , author of the Dirk Gently series , created the I Ching calculator.
 "The I Ching calculator was plastic , much like a cell phone w/ a numeric key pad , arithmatical buttons and such , plus a  'red  ' key
which was green. Obviously , a knock off by some some Asian country busily doing to Japan what Japan was doing to the world.
Glue technology had not kept pace with the technical advances of the calculator b/c cellotape helped to hold the I Ching calculator to - gether. " I faked this part  but its pretty much what the book said.

The on line version is a graphic and exact in appearance to the description above. And true to form , on hitting the green ' red ' button the I Ching calculator displays a prediction on the screen.

Thus , I asked ' can I learn to be content ? or satisfied w/ my life ? '

Here is the reply

The Judgment of King Wen :
KEN
----                   52. Meditation 
-  -                   A Meditative Condition Is Obtained By Calming Of
-  -                    The Body And The Mind. If Movement Think      KEN                Polarizes , Allowed General Radiation , To Enter
----                    Your Life , And Makes Cosmic Law More Clearly.
-  -                     If Thinks Are Still , The I Quiets Manufacture By 
-  -                     Him / It More Easily , To Harmonize With Other.

If Your Ability Think Strengthens , To Concentrate , Whereupon Is
Relevant , So Makes Fewer Errors

The Commentary of the Duke of Chou
Line 4 : Case You Are Capable , To Quiet Your Thinks , And Will
Strengthen Itself , Will Be Lucky You.
Line 6: Your Ability , To Attain Calm , And Delivery To Lives Will Bring You Peace and Luck. 
Note , the term line refers to the 6 lines above left. KEN is one of the 64 combinations possible

According to the rules , you must ponder the judgment and apply the words to your problem.
The Chinese won a lot wars and lost a lot of wars ... and I think that I know why , do you ?

And , incredibly , the judgment does pertain or address my question

And just as likely , any other ten questions that you might ask
Ask the Ouija and you get a Ouija answer.

Weather : Cold but not frigid. Snow , ice , wet are on the way.
the temperature to -morrow , might be 40 +. Crap is coming down

The U.S. is running out of babies or births. In 2025 , the non Hispanic white population will be in the minority.

If Movement Think Polarizes - 

to you to

Friday 2 January 2015

JA 2 2015

The weather outside is not frightful but wear your woolies
We show 27 F in the shade w/ bright sun
Things will not change , we are in a pocket of cold air reinforced from the N

Too much dessert and other rich foods ( what else ) has upped my weight count and waistline , perils of the season. Thus , the battle rejoins 
Amongst all the frivolities , I hurt my wrist somehow , a pesky little strain or somesuch
Innanities , M was gifted a cell phone , an i-Phone 4s , like mine.
We tried to ' port ' the old phone # to the i-Phone 4s , 3 days ago.
We were reading a 16 digit # into a voice recognition system.
we waited and nada
This AM ,we called the company and talked to a voice that was a person. We re - spoke the activation # and activation code , exactly as before
then ' turn off your phone for 2 hrs , and send a request for your balance , this will tell if your port worked ' 
TURN OFF the phone !!!!
Where was that in the voice system instructions
Crap !

News Years resolutions are statistically failures.
What if I say , that I vow to be happier
Lets see , how that one works

Thursday 1 January 2015

And You're Thinking.......

good story , yesterday , real fisherman don't lie
A photo would be proof

So there you go
An inside setting b/c it was pitch dark out there plus mosquitoes. The photo wasn't saved and catalogued on the hard drive. I scanned , cropped and saved to ' Documents ' Sort of techie of me
Wishing you and yours , the Happiest of New Years

Weather : Cold , Winter's Bone We received fluffy white stuff but it wasn't determined , rather fitful and the roads are bare. And that means our street which seldom is plowed or salted.

In un - world news , Canada beat the U.S. in Junior Hockey , Canada goes undefeated in the round robin prelims. The semi finals pit the top teams from each division.

Now , when all those , pageant contestants voice their wish for ' peace in the world ' , I guffaw but I'm thinking now that if more people did wish , this planet could be a better place