Wednesday 23 January 2013

One Ring - One Topping

No fair, I know. You thought this was a Hobbit or LotR reference. Nope

The topic is advocacy for the one topping pepperoni  pizza. The OTPP is often a promo . Its the cheapest option and the pizza in the advertisements. Its the image they use to get you in the pizza mood. The little brother to the ' supreme ' or deluxe combo.

Personally, I'm beginning to think the deluxe is a scam. You opt for sausage. Your image is a pepperoni , OTP. Red circles, rich and inviting. Instead you three topping, mushyroom , green pepper and sausage pizza has scatterings of veg and crumbled sausage meat. The cost of each item is fixed no matter the number of choices but how much could they possibly put on w/ all the other toppings taking up space. The pizza guy must salivate when you choose the deluxe. A dribble of this, a dribble of that and $ 22 from $11.

Furthermore, the concept is pizza not salad. Perhaps, it is an overall appeal to greed or an attempt to please everyone a little.
There is no ' one size fits all ' here as in T-shirts. In fact, the proper nomenclature in that case, is ' one size fits none '.
To wit, if you didn't want pepperoni in the first place why would throwing mushyrooms on top change anything or green pepper or anchovies.

BTW - I mentioned the concept of a trillion. Apparently, trillions is how you estimate the number of anchovies that school off the W coast of S. America in non El Nino years. If I had a dollar for every anchovy that swam in the Pacific, Well - humph.

Thus, for all reasons choose the OTPP.

M ordered a dinner entree that a ' wedge ' salad as an accompaniment . You guessed it - they threw a quartered lettuce wedge on the plate. I got to eat the wedge - loved it. straight forward , no nonsense, lettuce on the plate.

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