Tuesday, 3 December 2013

So You Thought

... and then.
Recall that on this blog ,there is reportage and I seldom read the fine print. Actually , other than the headline banner , I kinda make up a story where possible. No wonder Truth is stranger than fiction
Hey , wait , its the other way around here , the fiction is re - slandered here.
' Tea May not be as Good for You as You Thought '  Scary that ...
How good did we think tea was ??

' Asteroids How Worried Should We Be ' Obviously in the vein of the movie ,   ' Deep Impact ' , yep , big asteroid aims itself at Earth.
The stuff of bad dreams , big rock whams you in the head or everyone in the head.

' Twelve Amazing Things That You Can Do w/ Toothpaste '
This banner really gets the juices flowing.
Toothpaste - spread on your brush and ........................
OMG - what you could do !

To be fair , two days ago , I used toothpaste ( on a toothbrush ) and polished or de - tarnished a silver cloisonne necklace. The TP did remove a lot of black , really . Side effects include a fresh minty smell coming from the necklace. 

But heck its near your mouth when you wear it , maybe , people won't figure out where the minty air is coming from.

No , the necklace wasn't mine, ha ha , you guys.


BTW - any contributions to the salacious banners re - printed here would be appreciated. You should try it , its very relaxing emotionally , to start a rumour or story  And the best part, is its mostly true
Ah , the Devil is in the details , anyway.

Canada is losing ground in international educational surveys , falling in math scores but maintaining a top ten standing in English and Literacy. But we are way ahead of  Akron School Board.
Please note : Akron was not included in the international survey.

See , I worked Akron in as a segue

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