Friday 24 November 2023

🦃 cluck norris captured

He picked up several local nicknames, including "Cluck Norris" and "Gobbles McFeathers," but Turkules — which rhymes with Hercules — is the one that really stuck. 🦃

reported from West Orange, NJ

after months of habituating the town, chasing things that moved and people - Turkules was captured and PARDONED and reputedly released far from town

after a sub freezing mark night and vague hopes of above 32, we start the day in part sun. likely to fool you into believing that you don't need thermal underwear.

If you read the packaging certain oddities arise. A common treat in England is ' Jammie Dodgers '. JD s are shortbread cookie rounds w/ strawberry jam for 🥧 filling

The motto reads : no nasty stuff, we are Jammie enough


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