" Glo - in - the - dark

..... mini golf
The latest offer from Wagjag (groupon - type e-mail )
I deleted the advert   -  Oops , one of many missed opportunities in my life

Where ' Oops ' won't cover it
In Vegas , the Harmon hotel cum everything was declared dangerous. The Harmon could not w/stand any natural disaster
The Harmon comes down in pieces , no implosion - too showy and old hat in ' Lost Wages ' , Nv.
Everyone is suing everyone
LV takes it in stride , the city manager has the view ' we do this all the time '
OK. Its all what you're used to

By the # s
In the mag ' Women's First ( ? ) ' , a piece mentions dangerous habits that Mom's let slide.
1. Sharing cutlery ( oops , we do this all the time in this house )
2. Eating food off the floor ( who'd admit to this one )
Isn't there a seven second rule as well
3. Not washing hands ( well , since most doctors fail to wash between patients , mayhaps we can be excused

In the Torstar , by the numbers , is " the business of terrorism "
or how much counter-terrorism costs and 
well , chances of dying in a terrorist attack in the U.S. - 1 / 6 million
chances of dying from a insect bite - 1 / 75 000
* 400 annual deaths from Islamic terrorism = no of bathtub deaths in the U.S.
Sorry , I'm not doing the terrorism thing
The upshot of the article ' terrorism sells '

And , by the #s , Japan is shrinking
fewer young people, fewer births
the lowest ratio of young people in the industrialized world

Dogs are not picky eaters
Hey , I'm not either
Where is he getting this
In the Torstar , on the by the # s page - the article is " Fido's Environmental Footprint "
Dogs eat food that humans can't / won't. The pet industry uses parts of animals that humans down't want
Scary , b/c this is the good part of the story
I didn't and you shouldn't read the story
Recall , I only do the headlines

In full blown ' craps withdrawl '. 
Al from Seneca Allegany , the fellow I always talks to said ' I come 3 times a week '
' it would have been better if I never picked up the dice '

in my limited defence it is exciting
Risque , or something

Weather: this is a rough time of the year
You need to work very hard to find something to complain about