Saturday 22 December 2012

Blanche noel

en francais ' White Xmas ' . Pre-mature I know. It is white out there
Weather boy is kitted out - umbrella and arrow up.

From the Loop, the Loop is the new homepage for Sympatico. As you sign out of Sympatico e- mail, you are automatically taken to the Loop - news, gossip , and everything you need plus customizable.
To quote Marvin the Robot ' I've seen it, its dreadful '

Since the Loop is unavoidable - here are the buttton headlines

" Preparing for the Apocalypse - what people are doing "
bet this doesn't include prayer
much ammo ?
some dude in Europe built the ' Ark ' - saw this, last week

" The real salaries of ' Real Housewives ' ( TV ones ?? )
not minimum wage, right ?

" Has Kim ruined Kanye ? "
of course, why else print this one
betcha Kanye forgot Dewar's law " Do Right and fear no Man, Don't write and fear no woman "

" Porn watchers fear ' ransom ' on line
justice !!!! love it
sort of  ' pay for view '

" Hadfield reaches ISS "
this one may be Canadiana b/c our astronaut Chris Hadfield arrived at the International Space Station. Hadfield will be mission commander for 4 months. This title means he gets to boss around some Russians and Americans - big first for a Canadian. We're usually taking it in the ear.

Whats the famous motto " all the news that fit to print " NOT
..... but the Loop thinks so. didn't read any of the actual articles, cuz this is so much funner, n'est pas

P.S. - James Dewar, scotch maker - put this motto on the label of ' Dewar's Whiskey ' ... and you thought alcoholics were illiterate sots

P.P.S. - " Monkey lady and family distraught " yep , she's still getting play on the news. More people know about her than Hadfield
and he's part way to the moon ( OK , not quite but up there's a ways )

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