" Life is .................. "

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Life is like a toilet bowl
b/c the usual is a bunch of shit and then you meet a great ass hole

BTW - they didn't use this one in the TorStar

Weather : oh , the sun came out. Still cold according to the forecast
but not bad
w/ no unruly conditions

In Australia , esp Sydney , festive beach goers at one beach left a mountain ( 15 tons by some estimates ) in a drunken display of .... well everything - lewdness , civil disorder etc
Merry Xmas down under
BTW - it is very hot down there

We seldom announce deaths here but

Carrie Fisher passed away. She of Princess Leia fame in StarWars , the next generation
However , I remember her in ' When Harry Met Sally '

Life is like a roll of duct tape
b/c the tape is so useful but when it gets tangled what a mess

Hey ! I think I'm getting good at these

And M says that most of those quotees in the TorStar , probably gave their choice about as much attention as I have and likely mean it less
just press clippings for their resumes or picture caption