Those Who Don't

use their heads must use their feet !

Huh ? what in the Hades is this quote

I was going to say **** but decided to be a gentleman
Which is rare

Thus , my friend F always said that his mother used the quote above. If you're not thinking then your feet do your work
What has this got to do w/ anything

We're away in the Casino , gambling.
This morning at 7:30 , I knew that  the pool is closed for renovations. Instead of using the exercise room , I went out to the parking lot and jogged etc. I figured the fresh air is a bonus.
Once out there , I continue to figure , go to Mcdonalds and bring back breakfast. Hot cakes breakfast and bagel w/ egg and bacon
2 seniors coffee.  ( love the $1 seniors coffee )

I walked back to the room. We ate a selection of items , a buffet of sorts and had left overs to boot.
" Where's my phone ? "
 Had it in the parking lot
Had it in the car going to McD s
Oops ! no phone

Searched the room , nope.
Aha , its in the car
Go to the car , nope
Shoot craps and come back to the room and look , no phone
Go back down to the casino , lose at craps

In the room , M says did you find your phone , nope.
Check the room again , nope. Dialed my # , no ring
Off to the car w/ M s phone

Open the hatch and dial my phone , nada
Sit in the front seat and dial 
' Duhn , da , da , dunh da da ' , my ring
under the seat

If you're sick of this story
Think of me , I'm typing the bloomin' thing

Lesson : glue the phone to your forehead
or walk a lot
SEE ! 

Its raining  ' off and on '

I shot lights out at the craps table , probably for about 25 min - everyone made money including me

Thus , every now and then ' even a blind squirrel finds an acorn '

Which segues into this line from a young Cdn comedy star who is big in  the U.K.

' did you know , that squirrels only recover 20 % of the nuts that they bury '  The sole purpose of squirrels , apparently , is to plant trees
A whole new perspective on squirrels was revealed to me.
never quite looked at them ( the squirrels ) in that way

Do squirrels shoot craps b/c I think they got a chance